An open letter to Flipkart
Dear Mr. Out Of Stock,Thank you for offering "The Big Billion Day"
sale. Today is the 6th of October, 2014 and it's a day when you
offered the biggest sale. Let's start rom the top. MY whole intent of
writing this letter to you is to make you understand that you need a
bigger warehouse and trust me on that because it is said to be
beleived that today is your biggest sale offering and most of your sale
products(which you advertised) went out of stock in less than a
minute!
I mean were you offering only 0.0001% of your stock of that product
on sale? You were offering some phones at Re 1 and some at Rs 900.
How many peices of those handsets were being offered at the sale
price? 1 or 10 or 100? Okay, for an instance let me beleive that my net
connection was slow(which is not the case) and I missed out of
deals. But when I went to purchase a Macbook Pro which you were
offering at Rs 49.5k your website did not allow me to put the item in
my cart. After a lot of tries I get to see a page Error 500: Internal
sever error where you are calling Houston trying to act smart!
Ah well! Let me tell you that I did not give up and tried refreshing a
lot of times and finally went to the cart page. This took me about 5
minutes. Then surprisingly I see my cart is emplty even though I had
put the item in my cart. And after several attemps when I was able to
checkout I see that you are showing that item, Out of Stock! What are
you trying to do here?
Steal Deals!!! Steal Deals!!! Steal Deals!!!
What is there to steal in it when the same item is available at a lower
price on your competitors website(Amazon this time) even though
they are not making a GAGA about the discounts!The Canon 1200D
with dual lens which you were offering at around Rs 26.5k today was
being offered by Amazon.in at Rs 20.5k.Same with Apple MacBook
Air and other products. I don't know why are you trying to fool us!
On 4th October 2014 I got a mail from both of you saying a few
emotional lines about the start-up and how this will be big sale. You
forgot to mention that it's not a big sale, it is a sale which goes out
of stock in 1-3 seconds.
Btw, your marketing guy is doing a great job! Super great job!Think
of naming your next sale as, India's biggest out of stock sale in 1
second!
Yours sincerly,
A "Flipkart First" customer
To all those who could connect with this letter, please go ahead and
share it. Don't worry. This letter won't go out of stock!
An open letter to Flipkart
Dear Mr. Out Of Stock,Thank you for offering "The Big Billion Day"
sale. Today is the 6th of October, 2014 and it's a day when you
offered the biggest sale. Let's start rom the top. MY whole intent of
writing this letter to you is to make you understand that you need a
bigger warehouse and trust me on that because it is said to be
beleived that today is your biggest sale offering and most of your sale
products(which you advertised) went out of stock in less than a
minute!
I mean were you offering only 0.0001% of your stock of that product
on sale? You were offering some phones at Re 1 and some at Rs 900.
How many peices of those handsets were being offered at the sale
price? 1 or 10 or 100? Okay, for an instance let me beleive that my net
connection was slow(which is not the case) and I missed out of
deals. But when I went to purchase a Macbook Pro which you were
offering at Rs 49.5k your website did not allow me to put the item in
my cart. After a lot of tries I get to see a page Error 500: Internal
sever error where you are calling Houston trying to act smart!
Ah well! Let me tell you that I did not give up and tried refreshing a
lot of times and finally went to the cart page. This took me about 5
minutes. Then surprisingly I see my cart is emplty even though I had
put the item in my cart. And after several attemps when I was able to
checkout I see that you are showing that item, Out of Stock! What are
you trying to do here?
Steal Deals!!! Steal Deals!!! Steal Deals!!!
What is there to steal in it when the same item is available at a lower
price on your competitors website(Amazon this time) even though
they are not making a GAGA about the discounts!The Canon 1200D
with dual lens which you were offering at around Rs 26.5k today was
being offered by Amazon.in at Rs 20.5k.Same with Apple MacBook
Air and other products. I don't know why are you trying to fool us!
On 4th October 2014 I got a mail from both of you saying a few
emotional lines about the start-up and how this will be big sale. You
forgot to mention that it's not a big sale, it is a sale which goes out
of stock in 1-3 seconds.
Btw, your marketing guy is doing a great job! Super great job!Think
of naming your next sale as, India's biggest out of stock sale in 1
second!
Yours sincerly,
A "Flipkart First" customer
To all those who could connect with this letter, please go ahead and
share it. Don't worry. This letter won't go out of stock!
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One sick leave letter from Mr Chimanrao to his Higher officials in British India
One sick leave letter from Mr Chimanrao to his Higher officials in British India
Dear officer Saheb
Sending you this leave letter
I will not come as my eyes have come ' if I come with my eyes coming then your eyes will come & you will not come as then Still if you come with your coming eyes all eyes will come & all will not come . so I will not come and all will come . I will come back when my coming eyes will go & all will come without their eyes coming
yours Sincerely
Mr Chimanrao Chitnis
Sending you this leave letter
I will not come as my eyes have come ' if I come with my eyes coming then your eyes will come & you will not come as then Still if you come with your coming eyes all eyes will come & all will not come . so I will not come and all will come . I will come back when my coming eyes will go & all will come without their eyes coming
yours Sincerely
Mr Chimanrao Chitnis
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A wife wrote this specially for her husband:
A wife wrote this specially for her husband:
Kabhi kabhi mere dil me
ye khayal aata hai....
ye khayal aata hai....
Kabhi kabhi mere dil me
ye khayal aata hai....
"Jab tu 11.30pm baje
so jata hai,
Toh next day morning tera whatsapp last seen at 2.30am
kyu batata hai...?
ye khayal aata hai....
"Jab tu 11.30pm baje
so jata hai,
Toh next day morning tera whatsapp last seen at 2.30am
kyu batata hai...?
😀😀
Sita ji k vanvaas 🌳🌲🌿jane mein bahut badi seekh hai.
Sita ji k vanvaas 🌳🌲🌿jane mein bahut badi seekh hai.
Wah wah.
Sita ji k vanvaas🌱 jane mein bahut badi seekh 💥💫hai.
Ghar me 3-3 saas😈😤 ho to jungle hi theek hai .
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Arz hai-roz roz weight napkar kya karna hai,
ek din to sabne marna hai,
char din ki hai zindagi,
kha lo jee bhar ke,
agle janam to phir 3 kilo se hi start karna hai..
ek din to sabne marna hai,
char din ki hai zindagi,
kha lo jee bhar ke,
agle janam to phir 3 kilo se hi start karna hai..
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BoY : Ro kyu rhi ho..??
BoY : Ro kyu rhi ho..??
GaL : 😩 Mere Marks bahot kam aaye hai...
BoY : Bata kitne aaye hai..??
GaL : 😫Sirf 88% ..
Boy : Khuda ka Khauf kr ..
Itne mein to 2 Ladke Pass ho jate hai...!!
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Straight Insult :
Itne mein to 2 Ladke Pass ho jate hai...!!
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Straight Insult :
HUSBAND: Ye kaisa khana bnaya h tumne, bilkul gobar jaisa......?
WIFE : Hey bhagwan is aadmi ne to har cheez chakh rakhi hai...😀
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Sabziwala Sabzi Par Paani Chhidak Raha Tha, kaafi Der ho Gayi .
Customer gusse mein bola:
Bhaisahab Agar Bhindi ko Hosh Aa Gaya ho to Ek kilo de do.....
Wife : Agar meri shadi kisi " Rakshas" se bhi ho jati to mai itni Pareshan nhi hoti jitni tumare sath hu
Sabziwala Sabzi Par Paani Chhidak Raha Tha, kaafi Der ho Gayi .
Customer gusse mein bola:
Bhaisahab Agar Bhindi ko Hosh Aa Gaya ho to Ek kilo de do.....
Wife : Agar meri shadi kisi " Rakshas" se bhi ho jati to mai itni Pareshan nhi hoti jitni tumare sath hu
Awesome reply :
Husband : pagli
Blood Relation me shadiya kaha hoti hai.. !!
Blood Relation me shadiya kaha hoti hai.. !!
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