A Funny low grade interview

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आज सुबह से ही व्हाइट हाउस की छत पर लाउडस्पीकर
बज रहा है
और
मिशेल ओबामा बार बार एक ही गाना बजवा रही हैं..
"""माँ शेरावालीये तेरा शेर आ गया"""

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Obama to modi,
Bhai tu india ja abhi, aur ek hafta yaha raha toh US ka president ban jaiga.
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An 40 yr old man asked the trainer in the gym, ' I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine should I use?'

The trainer replied, ' Outside the gym there is an ATM, use that.'

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FLOUR MIRACLE *Impressive! Why did we never hear of this before??!!

A woman's experience with burns . . .

Some time ago I was cooking some corn and stuck my fork in the boiling water to see if the corn was ready. I missed and my hand went into the boiling water....A friend of mine, who was a Vietnam vet, came into the house, just as I was screaming, and asked me if I had some plain old flour... I pulled out a bag and he stuck my hand in it. He told me to keep my hand in the flour for 10 minutes which I did. He said that in Vietnam , there was a guy on fire and in their panic, they threw a bag of flour all over him to put the fire out...Well, it not only put the fire out, but he never even had a blister!!!!

... Long story short, I put my hand in the bag of flour for 10 mins, pulled it out and did not even have a red mark or a blister and absolutely NO PAIN. Now, I keep a bag of flour in the fridge and every time I burn myself. *Cold flour feels even better than room temperature flour.

I use the flour and have never ONCE had I ever had even a red spot/burn mark, or a blister! I even burnt my tongue once, put the flour on it for about 10 minutes .... the pain was gone and no burn.

Try it . . . Experience a miracle! Keep a bag of flour in your fridge and you will be happy you did!

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"When someone shares something of value with you and you benefit from it, you have a moral obligation to share it with others" :)

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FUNNY INTERVIEW

Officer : What Is Your Name ?

Candidate : M P. Sir.

Officer : Tell Me Properly.

Candidate : Mohan Pal Sir.

Officer : Your Father's Name ?

Candidate : M P. Sir.

Officer : What Does That Mean ?

Candidate : Manmohan Pal Sir.

Officer : Your Native Place ?

Candidate : M P. Sir.

Officer : Is It Madhya Pradesh ?

Candidate : No, Munnur Pal Sir.

Officer : What Is Your Qualification ?

Candidate : M P. Sir.

Officer : (Angrily)What Is It ?

Candidate : Metric Pass Sir.

Officer : Why Do You Need A Job ?

Candidate : M P. Sir.

Officer : And What Does That Mean ?

Candidate : Money Problem Sir.

Officer : Describe Your Personality ?

Candidate : M P. Sir.

Officer : Explain Yourself Clearly..

Candidate : Mindblowing Personality Sir.

Officer : This Discussion Is Now over, You May Go
Now....😐

Candidate : M P. Sir.

Officer : huh..What Is It Now ??

Candidate : My Performance Sir.

Officer : M P.

Candidate : What Is That Sir. ....??

Officer : Mentally Punctured.

Candidate: M P. Sir.

Officer : 😯Now What Is Thissss ????

Candidate: My Pleasure Sir.

Officer:who bought you here?

Candidate:M P SIR

Officer:Now what is this

Candidate:mummy papa sir
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