Thursday, October 9, 2014

21st Century Fasting

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After creating this complex world, GOD was worried, who will decide what is RIGHT and what is WRONG ?













So he created ARNAB GOSWAMI.
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Arnab Goswami might probably be the only guy in this world to fight with his wife & win
If we could place a mini turbine inside Arnab Goswami's throat, the resultant electricity can power all the Times group building.
Arnab Goswami is inversly proportional to Manmohan Singh
If you find Arnab Goswami's pic with his mouth closed, then that camera has a very good shutter speed.
Arnab Goswami is fluent in English & weak in grammer becoz he does not use full stop or comma
From the moon you can see the great wall of china and hear Arnab Goswami shouting "The nation wants to know"
Proposed airport near Times Now studio cancelled as noise from newshour could weaken the structure and intercept signals
When Arnab Goswami says "I will speak now" , everyone looks puzzled , wondering who was speaking till now
Whats the similarity between Arnab Goswami & google?
Both interrupt you before you complete the sentence
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. ๐Ÿ˜‰True beautiful lines: ๐Ÿ˜Š
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๐Ÿ€Chalne wale dono pairo me kitna fark hai...๐Ÿ€
๐Ÿ€Ek aage to Ek piche . .๐Ÿ€

๐Ÿ€Par Naa to aage wale ko Abhiman hai or Na peeche wale ko Apmaan...๐Ÿ€
๐Ÿ€kyonki unhe pata hai ki pal bhar me ye badalne wala hai...๐Ÿ€
๐Ÿ€isiko zindagi kahte hai...๐Ÿ€
๐Ÿ€"Guzri hui jindgi ko kabhi yaad na kar,๐Ÿ€
๐Ÿ€Taqdir me jo likha hai uski fariyad na kar๐Ÿ€
๐Ÿ€Jo hoga wo hokar rahega,๐Ÿ€

๐Ÿ€ Tu kalki fikar me apni aaj ki khusi barbad na kar...๐Ÿ€
๐Ÿ€ Hans marte hue bhi gata hai. ๐Ÿ€

๐Ÿ€ aur Mor nachte hue bhi rota hai...๐Ÿ€
๐Ÿ€Ye jindagi ka funda hai boss๐Ÿ€

๐Ÿ€Dukho wali raat neend nahi aati๐Ÿ€

๐Ÿ€Aur Khushi wali raat kaun sota hai!!๐Ÿ€
It's true......
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Forwd to all your lovely friends.
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Upvas in new Style
Living 1 day without:
Mobile๐Ÿ“ต
Facebook๐Ÿ“—
Electricity
Internet
Car
Whatsapp
Tv
Ye Upvas kar ke dekho
๐Ÿ’ฅBhagwan Dharti par aake kahege,"Bas kar Pagle ab Rulayega kya"
Today's special!!!!
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