Monday, January 12, 2015

Arrested for Laughing...

Arrested for laughing...!!
This is from an actual trial in the UK.
A young woman who was several months pregnant was sitting in a bus, when she noticed a young man smiling at her. She began feeling humiliated on account of her condition.
She changed her seat and he seemed more amused.
She moved again and then on seeing him laughing more, she filed a court case on him.
In the court the man's defence was:
When the lady boarded the bus I couldn't help noticing she was pregnant.
She sat under an advertisement, which read: "Coming Soon - The unknown boon"
I was even more amused when she then sat under a shaving advertisement, which read:
"William's stick did the trick"
Then I could not control myself any longer, when on the third move she sat under an advertisement, which read:
"Dunlop rubber would have prevented this accident"
The case was dismissed.
The judge fell off his chair laughing !
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At a wedding reception the D.J. Announced.....
"Would all married men please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living after marriage?"

The Bartender was almost crushed to death.
๐Ÿป๐Ÿป๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜‚
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