Santa and Banta after a long time...

Always be yourself, express yourself, have faith in yourself, do not go out and look for a successful personality and duplicate it.

Good Morning.

 

 

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Santa roti ka 1 tukda khud kha raha tha aur 1 pass baithi murgi ko khila raha tha...

Banta: "Ye kya kar raha hai?"

Santa- "Chicken ke sath roti kha raha hu.

Navratre chal rahe hain na...
😩😫😫😩😫😩😫😩
  

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 Husband aur wife mein baatcheet bandh thi..,

subah husband ko jaldi jaana tha..

usne raat ko paper par likha,
"mujhe subah 5 baje utha dena.. urgent kaam hai..!!!" 
aur paper wife ke takiye ke paas rakh diya...
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Subah 8 baje jab utha to dekha uske upar bahut saare paper pade the aur sab par likha tha,

"uth jao 5 baj gaye",
"pls. uth jao,
warna late ho jaaoge"

Moral- wife se panga loge to yahi haal hoga..
?😛😆😀 Bhartiya Naari Sab par bhaari.
  

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