Be Eco friendly....
Celebrate noise free " Diwali "
Send your wife to her parents place ...
Send your wife to her parents place ...
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Height of attempting unknown question in an exam...
Question: What is an Array..explain with example?
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Student: ARRAY is the word used to call a friend when he is standing far from you.
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Student: ARRAY is the word used to call a friend when he is standing far from you.
Eg.:
"ARRAY SALE idhar aa jara. "
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Narak mein bohat saree auraten masti ker rahi thee...
Shaitan ne pucha:- yeh koun log hain, jo yahan bhi khush hain?
Farishta:- Hindustani Bahuain hain .... Kambakhat
her jagah adjust ho jati hain...Kehti hain ke bilkul sasuraal wala maahol hai.....😋😛
her jagah adjust ho jati hain...Kehti hain ke bilkul sasuraal wala maahol hai.....😋😛
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Real reason why whatsapp is valued at 19 billion dollars....
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Whatsapp cracked the biggest problem of humanity :
" Ladies ka poora group baat kar le aur awaaz bhi na ho.....!!!! ''
😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
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Whatsapp cracked the biggest problem of humanity :
" Ladies ka poora group baat kar le aur awaaz bhi na ho.....!!!! ''
😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
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An Economist beautifully explained two reasons for having 2 wifes.
A- Monopoly should be broken.
B- Competition improves the quality of service.
If u have 1 wife, She fights with u!
If u have 2 wifes, They will fight for u!
A- Monopoly should be broken.
B- Competition improves the quality of service.
If u have 1 wife, She fights with u!
If u have 2 wifes, They will fight for u!
Feel the difference & decide
❗Disclaimer:
Sender is not having such experience and not responsible for any side effects.😜
Sender is not having such experience and not responsible for any side effects.😜
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🌜🌙Karwachouth Special 🌙🌛
Santa's Wife said during Karwachouth : Chota mota hi sahi, par gold ka kuch la do.......
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Santa:
"Ye le Choti gold flake" 🚬
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Santa:
"Ye le Choti gold flake" 🚬
😝😝😛😆😆😂😂😭😭
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⛔ CAUTION : ⛔
Even if your wife uses dual sim phone, save both the number under one name : "WIFE" ......
Even if your wife uses dual sim phone, save both the number under one name : "WIFE" ......
👉 Never save it as "wife 1" and "wife 2"...
- from a Hospitalised Husband...😶
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