Be Eco friendly....
Celebrate noise free " Diwali "
Send your wife to her parents place ...
Send your wife to her parents place ...
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Height of attempting unknown question in an exam...
Question: What is an Array..explain with example?
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Student: ARRAY is the word used to call a friend when he is standing far from you.
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Student: ARRAY is the word used to call a friend when he is standing far from you.
Eg.:
"ARRAY SALE idhar aa jara. "
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Narak mein bohat saree auraten masti ker rahi thee...
Shaitan ne pucha:- yeh koun log hain, jo yahan bhi khush hain?
Farishta:- Hindustani Bahuain hain .... Kambakhat
her jagah adjust ho jati hain...Kehti hain ke bilkul sasuraal wala maahol hai.....๐๐
her jagah adjust ho jati hain...Kehti hain ke bilkul sasuraal wala maahol hai.....๐๐
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Real reason why whatsapp is valued at 19 billion dollars....
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Whatsapp cracked the biggest problem of humanity :
" Ladies ka poora group baat kar le aur awaaz bhi na ho.....!!!! ''
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Whatsapp cracked the biggest problem of humanity :
" Ladies ka poora group baat kar le aur awaaz bhi na ho.....!!!! ''
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An Economist beautifully explained two reasons for having 2 wifes.
A- Monopoly should be broken.
B- Competition improves the quality of service.
If u have 1 wife, She fights with u!
If u have 2 wifes, They will fight for u!
A- Monopoly should be broken.
B- Competition improves the quality of service.
If u have 1 wife, She fights with u!
If u have 2 wifes, They will fight for u!
Feel the difference & decide
❗Disclaimer:
Sender is not having such experience and not responsible for any side effects.๐
Sender is not having such experience and not responsible for any side effects.๐
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๐๐Karwachouth Special ๐๐
Santa's Wife said during Karwachouth : Chota mota hi sahi, par gold ka kuch la do.......
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Santa:
"Ye le Choti gold flake" ๐ฌ
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Santa:
"Ye le Choti gold flake" ๐ฌ
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⛔ CAUTION : ⛔
Even if your wife uses dual sim phone, save both the number under one name : "WIFE" ......
Even if your wife uses dual sim phone, save both the number under one name : "WIFE" ......
๐ Never save it as "wife 1" and "wife 2"...
- from a Hospitalised Husband...๐ถ
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