All uselss things in this mail, a challenge for you to read

किसी शायर ने अपनी अंतिम यात्रा
का क्या खूब वर्णन किया है.....

था मैं नींद में और
मुझे इतना
सजाया जा रहा था....

बड़े प्यार से
मुझे नहलाया जा रहा
था....

ना जाने
था वो कौन सा अजब खेल
मेरे घर
में....

बच्चो की तरह मुझे
कंधे पर उठाया जा रहा
था....

था पास मेरा हर अपना
उस
वक़्त....

फिर भी मैं हर किसी के
मन
से
भुलाया जा रहा था...

जो कभी देखते
भी न थे मोहब्बत की
निगाहों
से....

उनके दिल से भी प्यार मुझ
पर
लुटाया जा रहा था...

मालूम नही क्यों
हैरान था हर कोई मुझे
सोते
हुए
देख कर....

जोर-जोर से रोकर मुझे
जगाया जा रहा था...

काँप उठी
मेरी रूह वो मंज़र
देख
कर....
.
जहाँ मुझे हमेशा के
लिए
सुलाया जा रहा था....
.
मोहब्बत की
इन्तहा थी जिन दिलों में
मेरे
लिए....
.
उन्हीं दिलों के हाथों,
आज मैं जलाया जा रहा था!!!

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SERVICE TAX - VERY INFORMATIVE

About Service Tax..... how the restaurants loot your money ... Be aware
Ramanathan Hariharan updated his status: "Surprisingly after reading about
the "Service Tax", I strongly decided to share this information to
everyone.

This happened at the restaurant. Let me explain.

We had been to several restaurants recently. I observed that "service tax" has been mis-used and charged to the customers like you and me.

Let me give an example.

Food and Beverage = Rs. 1000.00
Service Charges @ 10% = Rs. 100.00 (10% on the Food and beverage amount)
Service Tax @ 4.94% = Rs. 54.34 (4.94% on F&B + Service Charges)
VAT @14.5% = Rs. 145.00
Total = Rs. 1299.34

As per the definition - "Service Tax can be charged only for the services provided to the customer".

Now, see what is happening here in the above said example.

Service Tax should be charged only on the Service Charges amount i.e Rs.100 and not on the entire amount (1000+100).

In this example, the customer should be charged only Rs 4.94, whereas he has been charged
Rs. 49.00 extra.

Where does this money go? Only the restaurant owner and the chartered accountants who work for them know.

· So, I have started asking them the questions - and surprised to see the reactions from the famous restaurants. Either they say: Sir we cannot change the format of the bill - so , we will recalculate and tell you the revised amount. You may pay only that.

· Sir, you do not need to pay the Service Tax amount itself.

I now have 3 to 4 restaurant bills, for which I have paid only the service tax - on the service charges and not on the total amount.

Every bill must carry the TIN number and Service Tax Number, if they charge it. So, I ask for the Service tax number if it is not available in the receipt that they provide.

Be Aware and Pass this info. Jago Grahak; Jago. (Forwarded Message)
Mostly it takes
Less time
to rectify a mistake,
Than trying to justifying it....

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This is short summary of Mr. MODI speech addressed frm full packed Madison square garden, America, Ney York...

》India hv 3 strenghts which no other country hv, understand our strenghts (3D) -
Democracy
Demographic dividend
Demand
》Ppl frm world come to america but v Indians r spread over every corner of world not nly in America.
》people contribution is vital. partnership of ppl n govt for development is essential, nly govt can't bring development to our country.
》Nly Rs.7/km to go to Mars even much less than wat auto rickshaw charges us in ahemdabad (rs.10/-). All parts used in mars mission manufactured in India this is our talent n power. This is Wat India is.
》USA n India not nly talks down on earth but also talks high up on the Mars. V reached on 22nd Sept n America reached on 24th sept...
》Youth is power of India.
》Skill development is of high priority. 2 Main aim of skill development is to make individual
become job creator or become priority to get job anywhere in first go.
》More than 50% ppl do not hv bank accounts which promotes illegal monkey lending, so v introduced jana dhanyawad yojna...zero bal accounts were offered bt our poor Indians brought Rs.1500 Crs. in banks.
》Make in India..
》u can inform ur issues thru mobile phone. mygov introduced -
join me...
》our earlier govt always flaunted saying v introduce this law n that law..I am doing d opposite, I have set up a committee to wrk on list of laws which r to be put in dustbin. These laws r useless n creating hindrance for us. Good governance shd b easy n effective.
》Govt officer coming on time..is this a news..I felt very bad..This is our duty n there's nothing grt v r doing in this. This is governance which cannot b brought by laws.
》Safai yojna - introducing on 2nd Oct. I want u ppl to join me in this mission.
》I hv come till here selling tea...I m small person so I believe in doing small things...by doing this i ll do big wrk for small ppl...
》Ganga cleaning mission...
》ppl hv elected me to do these things. .cleaning ganga is of vital importance. .It is also a economic agenda...as 40% ppl surrounding ganga depends on ganga for their livelihood...
》Mahatma Gandhi gave us freedom wat v gave him??
》Gandhi loved cleanliness he never compromised on it..v shld commit to give him clean n beautiful India by 2019...
》Plan hw v r gonna celebrate our 75th independence coming in 2022..I wish Every Indian shd hv his own house till 2022...
》In Jan 2015, 100 yrs ll turn to Gandhi to return India frm America..I wish u also com n live for country living all comfort n luxury here...
》PIO card holders lifetime visa..no need to go police station...
》I promise in coming days I ll introduce new scheme to make visa procedures easy for our Indians...
》Long term visa for tourism...
》D day I have taken charge of PM, I hv not taken vacation of 15 mins also..
》u ppl hv given me lot of love I m vry thankful to u n I promise I ll reduce this burden by making India as v hv dreamed of...

Dear friends plz excuse for typo errors...read and spread it...🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳

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This is smart one,worth forwarding endlessly.

An indigenious example of speech and politics occurred recently in the United Nations Assembly that made the world community smile.

A representative from India began:

"Before begining my speech I want to tell you a very very old story about Rishi kashyap of kashmir, after whom kashmir is named.

When he found a beautiful lake,
he thought-"What a good opportunity 2 have a bath",

He removed his clothes,put them aside on d rock and entered d water.

When he got out and wantd to dress, his clothes had vanished.

A Pakistani had stolen them! 😫

'The Pakistani representative in Assembly jumped up furiously n shouted
"what r u talking about?
The Pakistanis weren't there then." 😡

Indian representative smiled and said,

"And now that we have made that clear, I'll begin my speech.

"And they say Kashmir
belongs to them".
Everybody laughed.

Being an Indian i simply love this msg 👏👏🇮🇳👈✌

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I dnt say ‪#‎Modi‬ is the best pm, but its the first time i watched PM's speech other than that on 15th august

I dnt say Modi is the best pm, but its the first time i know my country is safe

I dnt say Modi is the best pm, but its the first time 20k indians gathered in for a politicians speech on a foreign land

I dnt say Modi is the best pm, but its the first time every NRI is proud

I dnt say Modi is the best pm, but its the first time 80 countries are listening to indian pm

I dnt say Modi is the best pm, but its the first time when pakistan is totaly screwd up and china is scared

I dnt say Modi is the best pm, but its the first time USA knows it not the soul power

I dnt say Modi is the best pm, but its the first time Obama realised, he is not the most famous politician

I dnt say Modi is the best pm, but its the first time INDIA seems a superpower

I dnt say Modi is the best pm, but its the first time The World Knows WHY WE ARE THE WORLDS LARGEST DEMOCRACY

I dnt say Modi is the best pm, but its the first time i know I AM A PROUD INDIAN
🇮🇳 🇮🇳 🇮🇳 🇮🇳

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At School::

Teacher: 2+2?
Arnab: 5
Teacher: How?
Arnab: Never Ever dare cross question me!
Teacher: Ok, Rajdeep, 2+2?
Rajdeep: 2002

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ना इस्लाम खतरे में है, ना हिन्दू खतरे में है
धरम और मजहब से बटता इंसान खतरे में है

ना राम खतरे में है, ना रहमान खतरे में है

सियासत की भेट चढ़ता भाई चारा खतरे में है

ना कुरआन खतरे में है , ना गीता खतरे में है
नफरत की दलीलों से इन किताबो का ज्ञान खतरे में है

ना मस्जिद खतरे में है , ना मंदिर खतरे में है
सत्ता के लालची हाथो, इन दीवारों की बुनियाद खतरे में है।

ना ईद खतरे में है , ना दिवाली खतरे में है।
गैर मुल्को की नजर लगी है , हमारा सदभाव खतरे में है ।

जरा गौर से देखो मेरे देश वासियों
अब तो हमारा "हिंदुस्तान" खतरे में है...........

एकता बनाओ , देश बचाओ।👬
Please SAVE INDIA 

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नए सर ने क्लास में
पूछा:"एक महान
वैज्ञानिक का नाम
बताओ?"
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लड़का: आलिया भट्ट
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सर: यही सीखे हो(गुस्से से)?
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दूसरा: तोतला है सर,
आर्यभटट बोल रहा है।

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हज़ारो मैं मुझे सिर्फ़ एक वो शख्स चाहिये,

जो मेरी ग़ैर मौजूदगी मैं, मेरी बुरायी ना सुन सके !!!!

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Couldn't stop laughing at this sarcastic comment..

"An American Congressmen to Indian media -

You guys needed an election to choose this man over Rahul Gandhi ??!!!!!!

😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

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‬: 
Height of Misunderstanding:

Wife not talking to Husband & Thinking that She is giving Punishment to Him.


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‬: ❄विष्णु जी और लक्ष्मीजी संवाद ❄

लक्ष्मीजी : "सारा संसार पैसे (मेरे) से चल रहा है अगर मैं नहीं तो कुछ नहीं.!" .......
विष्णुजी (मुस्कुरा के) : "सिद्ध करके दिखाओ ..."

लक्ष्मीजी ने पृथ्वी की एक शवयात्रा का दृश्य दिखाया, जिसमे लोग शव पर पैसा फेक रहे थे और कुछ लोग उस पैसे को लूट रहे, तो कुछ बटोर रहे तो कोई छीन रहा है ...

लक्ष्मीजी : "देखा... कितनी कीमत है पैसे की..!"

विष्णुजी: "लाश नहीं उठी पैसे उठाने के लिए..।"

लक्ष्मीजी: "अरे.... लाश कैसे उठेगी वो तो मरी हुई है बेजान है.!?"

तब विष्णुजी ने बड़ा खूबसूरत जवाब दिया,
बोले, "जब तक मैं (प्राण) शरीर में हूँ, तब तक ही तुम्हारी कीमत है और जैसे ही मैं शरीर से निकला, तुम्हारी कीमत मिटटी...."
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2 countries got Independence in 1947...

1 reached on Mars,
while the other is still trying to enter India ...
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Obama must b confused.... What to do ....

Pehle wale ko bolne k liye haath jodna padta tha....
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Nayewale ko rokne k liye haath jodna padega
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‬: Kisi Ko Apple Ka Laptop
Ya iphone Magwana Ho toh Abhi Bol
do.. . . .

Warna Modi ji 2-3 Dino me India
Wapas aa jayenge

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