Its Jim's birthday, so his wife decides to surprise him, she takes him to a Strip Club.
At the club -
DOORMAN: Hey Jim! How are you?
WIFE: How does he know you?
JIM: We play Golf together!
BARTENDER: The usual beer Jim?
WIFE: And how does he know you?
JIM: He's on the Bowling Team!
HOT STRIPPER: The special Lap Dance again, Jim?
The Wife storms out...... dragging Jim with her, into a taxi! 😤 🚖
TAXI DRIVER: Hey Jimmy boy....You picked an ugly one this time...Same Hotel?
😆😆😆
Today is Jim's death anniversary
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A Brazilian kid's comment on a post: "I'm locked inside my house, ashamed to go out to the porch & watch my dog who is a German Shepherd. Instead of barking, he's laughing.
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My Boss Installed WhatsApp And Texted Me - Oye Jokes Bhej...?
I Replied - Sir Pehle Ye Bataao Mera Increment Kab Hoga....?
Boss Replied - Mast Tha... Or Bhej. . . .
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