Jokes sensibly little bad....

Army Traning k dauran,

OFFICER ne SANTA se pucha:'Ye Hath me kya he?'
SANTA:"Sir, Banduk hai"

OFFICER :"Ye Banduk Nahi! Tumhari Izzat hai, Shaan hai. Ye Tumhari MAA hai MAA!"

Phir Officer ne dusre sipahi BANTA se pucha:"Ye Hath me kya hai?"

BANTA:"Sir, ye Santa ki Maa he aur Hamari AUNTY hai AUNTY!"...😂

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पप्पू -: कल मैं रात को बाथरूम में गया तो अंदर भूत था।
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दोस्त -: तो फिर क्या हुआ?
पप्पू -: होना क्या था...!
मैं भूत से बोला तुम कर लो, हमारा तो वैसे ही निकल
गया है..😅😀

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A Nun went to a Gynaecologist..

Dr: "Problem?"
Nun: "Something, is terribly wrong; I keep finding postage stamps from Costa Rica, in my vagina."

Doctor checked and said:
"Those aren't
Postage Stamps, dear - They're the Stickers, pasted on the Bananas: 'imported from Costa Rica'.....". 😜