What is recession.. Interivew questions huh....

Interviewer: What is Recession?
Candidate: When "Wine & Women" get replaced by "Water & Wife", that critical phase of life is called Recession!!😜

Accountancy fact:
What is the difference between Liability & Asset?
A drunk friend is liability
But
A drunk Girlfriend is an Asset.
😜😜😜😜😜

All Husbands are Bluetooth..
Always connected to wife when she is around..
But
The moment wife is away..
They automatically start searching new devices.. 😜😜😜

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एक गांव में एक लड़के की शादी शहर की बहुत पढ़ी लिखी लड़की से हुई...शादी के अगले दिन अचानक
अपनी बीवी को पीटने
लगा...
लोगों ने पूछा तो बोला...
इसने
मेरी चाय में ताबीज़ डाला है मुझे बस
में करने के लिए !
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बीवी रोते हुए गुस्से में बोली,
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वो ताबीज़ नहीं Tea Bag है
गंवार.. 

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Husband to wife: Today is a fine day. 

Next day he says: Today is a fine day.

Again next day, he says same thing: Today is a fine day.

Finally after a week, the wife can't take it and asks her husband: Since one week, you say 'Today is a fine day'. I am fed up of this. What's the matter? 

Husband: Last week when we had an argument, you said, 'I will leave you one fine day.' I was just trying to remind you..

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