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Friday, December 5, 2014

This is deadly...

Banta sent a letter to the Aviation Minister:

Sir, it's my humble request that the new Airport in Panvel should be named 'Bantacruz' since my brother already has one airport named after him.

'Santacruz'!!!

The Minister died...
😁😊😊😊😄😜

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तुम पे बीतेगी तो तुम भी जान लोगे
ऐ दोस्त...
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कोई दावत पर बुला कर लोकी की सब्जी खिलाये तो कैसा लगता है

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Don't Laugh alone

Husband - muje neend nahi aa rahi hai...
Wife - jao jaakar bartan saaf kar doh,
Husband - neend mein bol raha hun pagli....😴
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PATI: Hypnotism kya hota hai?

PATNI: Kisiko apne vash mai kar k apni marji ka kaam karwana.

PATI: Chal jhuthi !!!!
usko to shaadi kehtey hain
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This is Super..

"Murgi aur Kauwa ki shadi fix ho gyi..."

Upset Murga murgi se bola- aakhir mujme kya kami thi... tumhari caste ka tha... us kauwa me aisa kya tha

Murgi boli ''Amma abba ki khwaish thi ki ladka airforce me hona chahiye''
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Car se takra kar kabutar behosh ho gaya.

Aadmi use doctor ke paas le gaya phir ghar le aaya aur pinjre me rakkha.

Kabutar ko hosh aaya toh bola -

"Aai sala jail ho gai, woh car wala mar gaya kya."

😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

2 cockroach ICU Me ek dusre k bagal me admit the.

1st- Kisne maara, HIT ya slipper?

2nd- Arey kisi ne nahi, ye ladkiyan mujhe dekh ke itna chillati hai k heart attack aa gaya!

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Ladkiyo ki 1 smile Ladko ko confuse kar deti h
Sala pure din tak samajh hi nhi ata k
"HANS K DEKH RAHI THI" ya "DEKH KAR HANS RAHI THI."

😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛

"Height of Attitude"

A Sleeping Beggar puts a Notice Board in front of Him..
Plz Do Not Make Noise By
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Dropping Coins...!!
Use Currency notes💵
😀😆😆😆😆😆😆

😎... Santa: My wife died yesterday..Im trying to cry but tears are not coming, . to do?
Banta: Imagine she is Back...

Foot foot kar roya bechara...
😆😆😆😆😆😆

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