Friday, December 5, 2014

Some this very interesting Questions...

1 bande Ne Ek Function Orgnize Kiya
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Usne Dekha Ki Invitation Se Zyada
Log Aaye Hai
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Wo Stage Pe Gya Aur Bola
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Jo Jo Ladki Walon Ki Taraf Se Wo
Idher Ek side Me Aa Jaye.
10-15 Aa Gye Ek Taraf.
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Phir usne Bola Ki Jo Ladke Walon Ki
Taraf Se Hai Wo Bhi Udher Aa jaye.
10-15 Log Phir Aa Gye
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Ab usne Ek Danda uthaya aur Un Sab ko (ladki wale plus ladke wale ko) maar maar ke bhagaya aur kaha salo Ye sharma ji ki retirement
Party hai... ๐Ÿ˜›
Absolute Classic!!!
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What do you call a bee that comes from America?
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USB - no claps please!

What do you call a lady who drinks only one tea in a day?
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Jaswanti (Just 1 tea)!๐Ÿ˜€
One More 
Why don't people clap in Afghanistan?
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Because of 'Tali-ban'!๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€
Acha ek or 
What will you call "Burj Khalifa" after 80 years?
Bujurg Khalifa!
Acha bas ek or 
How do you ask your 'Massi' to take a dip in water?
Diplomacy!๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€
(Dip-lo-massi)
Ye wala last 
How do you say "she is calling a cab" in one word?
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Vocabulary!
(vo-cab-bula-ry)
Ye wala ek dum last
Which Pakistani cricketer does not have a date of birth?
Umar Gul..
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