: John, a professional Photographer was told that a Twin-Engine Plane would be Waiting at the Airport.
Arriving at the Airport he spotted a Plane warming up outside the hanger.
He jumped in, said 'Lets go'.
The Pilot taxied and took off.
Once in the air John told the Pilot: 'Fly Low over the Valley so I can take Pictures of the Fire on the hill'
Pilot : Why.?
John : Bcoz I'm the Photographer for CNN. I need to get some close up shots.
Pilot was strangely silent for a moment, then he stammered 'So, what You're telling me is . . . You're Not My Flying Instructor'?
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An Arab was admitted the Lilavati Hospital at Mumbai for a heart
transplant, but prior to the surgery the doctors needed to store his
blood in case need arises. As the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it
couldn't be found locally.So the call went out to a number of
countries
transplant, but prior to the surgery the doctors needed to store his
blood in case need arises. As the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it
couldn't be found locally.So the call went out to a number of
countries
Finally a Gujarati in Ahmedabad was located who had a
similar type of blood. The Gujarati willingly donated his blood for the
Arab
similar type of blood. The Gujarati willingly donated his blood for the
Arab
After the surgery, the Arab sent the Gujarati as
appreciation for giving his blood, a new Toyota Prado, diamonds, lapiz
lazuri jewellery, and a million US dollars.
appreciation for giving his blood, a new Toyota Prado, diamonds, lapiz
lazuri jewellery, and a million US dollars.
Once again the Arab
had to go through a corrective surgery. His doctor telephoned the
Gujarati who was more than happy to donate his blood again.
had to go through a corrective surgery. His doctor telephoned the
Gujarati who was more than happy to donate his blood again.
After the second surgery, the Arab sent the Gujarati a thank you card and a jar of Almond halwa sweets.
The Gujarati was shocked to see that the
Arab this time did not reciprocate the Gujarati's kind gesture as he had
anticipated. He phoned the Arab and asked him that this time also i
thought that you would give me Toyota Prado, Diamonds and Jewellery.....
But you gave only a thank you card and a jar of Almond sweets
Arab this time did not reciprocate the Gujarati's kind gesture as he had
anticipated. He phoned the Arab and asked him that this time also i
thought that you would give me Toyota Prado, Diamonds and Jewellery.....
But you gave only a thank you card and a jar of Almond sweets
On this the Arab replied
'Bapu.....now I have Gujju blood in my veins!'
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