Monday, November 3, 2014

Yeh kya jokes hey ya information.. par pado...

Modi s new project : "BLOOD ON104"From Today Onwards, '104' is going to be a special number for blood requirements."Blood On Call" is the name of the service.. After calling this number, blood will get delivered within Four Hour in a radius of 40kms.. Rs.450/per bottle plus Rs.100 for transportation.Plz forward this message . Many lives can be saved by this facility........plz circulate in ur groups.?
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๐Ÿ‘ปImpact of Job Change๐Ÿ‘ป
One day, A taxi passenger touched driver on his shoulder to ask something..
Driver screamed, lost control of car, went up on footpath & stopped few centimeters from a shop
Passenger apologized n said : "i dint realise dat a little touch would scare u so much"
Driver replied : sorry its not ur fault, its my 1st day as a cab driver, i ve been driving a van carrying dead bodies from last 25 years..
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Absolute Classic!!!
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Daya- sir ye to mar gya..
Acp- talashi lo isko.
Daya- sir iske pass se ye "happy new year" ka ticket mila hai..
Acp-iska mtlb samjhe daya, isne suicide kiya hai...
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