Happy New Year Tickets amd what Santa is Saying...

Ticket seller: Boss, no one is buying ''Happy new year" tickets...
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Shahrukh : Give it free,
Once public enters....
close the door &
Start selling EXIT tickets @ Rs. 200.....

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संता: और काजू लीजिये ना..

मेहमान: नहीं शुक्रिया,
मैं पहले ही 3-4 खा चुका हूँ..

संता: खाये तो आपने 9 हैं, पर चलो यहाँ कौन गिन रहा है...

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: "Lexophile" is a term used to describe those who are clever with words, such as "you can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish" , or "to write with a broken pencil is pointless."

A competition to see who can come up with the best lexphillies is held every year in Dubuque, Iowa. The year's winning submissions:

... A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

... When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.

... The batteries were given out free of charge.

... A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.

... A will is a dead giveaway.

... With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

... A boiled egg is hard to beat.

... Police were called to the daycare centre, where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

.. Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

... A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.

... The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.

... He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

... When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.

... Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it

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Beautiful poem by

--हरिवंशराय बच्चन
दाेस्ती...!
ना कभी इम्तिहान लेती है,
ना कभी इम्तिहान देती है ।
दाेस्ती ताे वाे है -
जाे बारिश में भीगे चेहरे पर भी,
आँसुओं काे पहेचान लेती है ।

आज रब से मुलाकात की;
थोड़ी सी आपके बारे में बात की;
मैंने कहा क्या दोस्त है;
क्या किस्मत पाई है;
रब ने कहा संभाल के रखना;
मेरी पसंद है, जो तेरे हिस्से में आई है,

दिन बीत जाते है सुहानी यादे बनकर ,
बाते रह जाती है कहानी बनकर ,
पर दोस्त तो हमेशा दिल के करीब रहेंगे,
कभी मुस्कान तो कभी आँखों का पानी बनकर........

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