starbucks in Hyderabad....

Starbucks in hyderabad.
Waiter: Kya hona.
Customer: latte ?
Waiter: Hau latoon. Ab kya hona bolo.

Customer: Waiter, Cappuccino
Waiter: Kaiku doosro ke cuppa Chheda? Andar bahot cuppa hai.

Customer : Mocca?
Waiter : Mauka sab Ku hona life me ek baar. AB kya hona bolo.

😜😜😜

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After creating this complex world, GOD was worried, who will decide what is RIGHT and what is WRONG ?

So he created ARNAB GOSWAMI.
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Arnab Goswami might probably be the only guy in this world to fight with his wife & win

If we could place a mini turbine inside Arnab Goswami's throat, the resultant electricity can power all the Times group building.

Arnab Goswami is inversly proportional to Manmohan Singh

If you find Arnab Goswami's pic with his mouth closed, then that camera has a very good shutter speed.

Arnab Goswami is fluent in English & weak in grammer becoz he does not use full stop or comma

From the moon you can see the great wall of china and hear Arnab Goswami shouting :
'' The nation wants to know......! "

Proposed airport near Times Now studio cancelled as noise from newshour could weaken the structure and intercept signals

When Arnab Goswami says :
" I will speak now ",
Everyone looks puzzled ,
Wondering who was
Speaking till now.....!!!!!!!

Whats the similarity between
Arnab Goswami & google....????

Both Interrupt you before
you complete the sentence....!!!!!
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Laxmi ji ka vahan (ullu) unse ruth gaya aur bola...

"Aapki sab pooja karte hai.. m
ujhe koi nhi pujta"

Laxmi ji boli, "ab se har saal meri pooja se 11 din pehle tumhari pooja hogi"

Us din Ullu Pooje jayenge..

Tab se Diwali ke thik
11 din pehle.........
KARWA CHOWTH manaya jane lagaa...!

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