Jokes Apart

======================================

====================================

===========================================

 Nice one dedicated to all married people..

अन्त में हम दोनों ही होंगे !!!.

भले ही झगड़े, गुस्सा करे,
एक दूसरे पर टूट पड़े
एक दूसरे पर दादागिरि करने के
लिये, अन्त में हम दोनों ही होंगे

जो कहना हे, वह कह ले,
जो करना हे, वह कर ले
एक दुसरे के चश्मे और
लकड़ी ढूँढने में,
अन्त में हम दोनों ही होंगे

मैं रूठूं तो तुम मना लेना,
तुम रूठो ताे मै मना लूँगा
एक दुसरे को लाड़ लड़ाने के लिये,
अन्त में हम दोनों ही होंगे

आँखे जब धुँधली होंगी,
याददाश्त जब कमजोर होंगी
तब एक दूसरे को एक दूसरे
मे ढूँढने के लिए,
अन्त में हम दोनों ही होंगे

घुटने जब दुखने लगेंगे,
कमर भी झुकना बंद करेगी
तब एक दूसरे के पांव के नाखून काटने के लिए,
अन्त में हम दोनों ही होंगे

"मेरी हेल्थ रिपोर्ट एक दम नॉर्मल
है, आइ एम आलराईट
ऐसा कह कर ऐक दूसरे को
बहकाने के लिए,
अन्त में हम दोनों ही होंगे

साथ जब छूट जायेगा,
बिदाई की घड़ी जब आ जायेगी
तब एक दूसरे को माफ करने के लिए,
अन्त में हम दोनों ही होंगे...... Reality yahi h wife k liye jokes kitne bhi ho
 

======================================

====================================

===========================================

Chanakya writes

"If you want to be
Happy with your husband,
Love him Less &
Understand him more !

If you want to be
Happy with your wife,
Love her More &
NEVER try to Understand her !"😀😛😛😛😛😛😛
 

======================================

====================================

===========================================

"व्हाट्सप" पर
सुबह शाम दिन रात चोबिसो घंटे
फ्री मे "ज्ञान बाटने वाले"
मेरे सभी गुरूओ को
मेरी तरफ से
"गुरु दिवस" की
"हार्दिक शुभ कामनाऐ`".....

 

======================================

====================================

===========================================

Jali ko aag kehte he,
Bujhi ko rakh kehte he,
Us aag se jo barud bane,
Use vishwanath kehte he.
khamosh.
 

======================================

====================================

===========================================

 Pata he...aaj ka din kyo special hai?? 

Guess..

Guess..

Nai pata..??

Are aaj na..

CHATUR AUR RANCHO Milne wale the tanki pe..😝😝

5 September..😂😂
 

======================================

====================================

===========================================

 Which is the most dangerous Alphabet
Answer -- " W ".
It is tension generator..
All the worries get initiated with ' w '. .
Who
Why
What
When
Which
Whom
Where
War
Wine
Whisky
Wealth
Work
Worries
Woman
& finally. . .
Believe it or not
** WIFE **
and the most dangerous question coming from w (wife) .
Woh kaun thi ?
All The Major Things A Woman Needs In Her LifeTime
Start With The
Letter 'M'. Ⓜ
Ⓜ Man.
Ⓜ Money.
Ⓜ Make-Up.
Ⓜ Motor Car.
Ⓜ Movies.
Ⓜ Masti.
Ⓜ Mall.
Last But Not The Least.
And The 2 Most Imp.
....
....
ⓂMaid
&
ⓂMaaikewaale.
Dedicated to all Wives by their dear Husbands: A new
version of the famous lines from "SILSILA":
"Main aur Meri Tanhaai aksar yeh Baate karte hain, Tum
hoti to aisa hota, Tum hoti to waisa hota,
AUR TUM na hoti to
PAISA hota."
 

======================================

====================================

===========================================

We all are the first teachers in our children's lives. We teach them to hug, kiss & to play. Later we teach them abc & 123. Still later we teach them to be strong when undergoing trials, to forgive, to help & to spread joy.
Happy Teachers' day to all moms whose teachings never ends!!😀

 

======================================

====================================

===========================================

 Qwqw: Hi all ... Shifting to Dubai With My family. My Dubai Visa has come for 10 years and we will b leaving for Abu Dubai  on 14th September. this No. will be switched off on 13rd itself. 

Note Down my New No +616423600786
I' ll Miss U all..but will be here with you on what's App

kal raat aisa sapna aayaaa tha"
Aaj shayd england jau..