Shayri for grown ups

Meri jaan mujhe yu hairaton hasrat se na dekh
Hum me koi shahjahan ya jahagir nahi
Tu mujhe chhod ke thukra ke bhi ja sakti hai
Tere haathon me mera haath hai koi zanzeer nahi

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The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in a terrible hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf.

Forget about the anesthetic; I don't have time for the gums to get numb. I just want you to pull the tooth and be done with it!

We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town, and it's 9:30 already. I don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work."

The dentist thought to himself, "My goodness, this is surely a very brave man, asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain."

So the dentist asked him, "Which tooth is it, sir?" The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth, honey, and show him."

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