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Sunday, June 29, 2014
Phir ek challenge or kuch jokes ho jaaye
It's Challenge 4 u
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Reply in 24 Hours.
You can Send this SMS to All ur Friends.
ur Time Start Now.
Dimag Lagao.
Gyan Badhao.
Ek LADKI ne Apna Naam English me Bataya.
<Cream Cream Mix Fruit>
Uska Naam Hindi me Kya hoga ?
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Newly married husband saved wife's number on mobile as
" MY LIFE "
Aftr 1yr: " MY WIFE "
5yrs: " HOME "
10Yrs: " wrong number "
25Yrs: " Indian Mujahidin "
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😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
Rishtedar-bahu kya karti hai apki.
Sassu Maa- bahut hi mehanti hai, Subha-Sham lagi rahti hai, Candy Crush me 268 level par hai aur whatsapp me 12 groups ki admin hai.
😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
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जज: तुमने 10 साल से अपनी पत्नी को दबा के, डरा के, धमका के अपने बस में रखा है।
मुज़रिम: जज साहब ऐसा है कि....
जज: सफाई नहीं, तरीका बताओ तरीका!!!
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MEN's Depression
- Business Slow Chal raha hai..
- Payment Time pe nahin aa rahi hai..
- Telephone/Light ka bill bharna hai..
- Gharwali ko Anniversary pe Gold leke dena hai..
- Family ki baaki demands bhi poori karni hai...
WOMEN's Depression
- Tailor se dress mangwana hai..
- Tv pe jo Loreal ki nayi Lipstick dikhayi hai, Aaj sham Market mein Uski enquiry karni hai..
- Kitty frnds ko apni nayi Fossil watch dikhani hai..
- Mall mein 50% Off Sale lagi hui hai, shopping ko jaana hai..
- Nanad se phone pe baat karni hai..
- Tupperware wali ko aaj ghar pe bulana hai..
- Aaj na jaane Pankhudi(TV show) ka kya hoga..
- Raat ko baahar se kya mangaoon khane ke liye..
- Ye mobile ki battery bhi jaldi jaldi down ho jaati hai, main kisi se zyada baat bhi nahin karti..
- Kal mandir kya pehenke jaoongi?
Aur last par dhaashoo....
- Profile Pic. change kiye 15 minute ho gaye hain.....abhi tak ek bhi like ya comment kyun nhi aaya hai..
Friday, June 27, 2014
Learn indori english and men women joke
Mama: Oxford english to direct Ujjain dictionary.
अंग्रेजी शब्दों के उज्जैनी शब्द इस प्रकार हैं ......
Excuse me - अब्बे
Let him go - जान्दे
Argue - मगजमारी
Supreme - सनन
Fast - लपक
Smooth - रवा
Next &fast - अगली चक्कर
Ladies - लेडीसों
Brother - भीयाओ
Yes - हओ
Realy - नी यार
Vroom Vroom - झूं झा
ं
Medicine - दवा दारु
Cunning - शाना
Set-ing - दाव
Sizzling - भन्नाट
Understand - सम्पट
Mind - भेजा
Resolved - सलटाना
Unmatched - अंड संड
Tummy - ढेबरी
Fiancee - पट्ठा
Correct - सइ साट.
N last
Yo bro - भाई को
😛😛
Jai Indore
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Mama: MEN's Depression
- Business Slow Chal raha hai..
- Payment Time pe nahin aa rahi hai..
- Telephone/Light ka bill bharna hai..
- Gharwali ko Anniversary pe Gold leke dena hai..
- Family ki baaki demands bhi poori karni hai...
WOMEN's Depression
- Tailor se dress mangwana hai..
- Tv pe jo Loreal ki nayi Lipstick dikhayi hai, Aaj sham Market mein Uski enquiry karni hai..
- Kitty frnds ko apni nayi Fossil watch dikhani hai..
- Mall mein 50% Off Sale lagi hui hai, shopping ko jaana hai..
- Nanad se phone pe baat karni hai..
- Tupperware wali ko aaj ghar pe bulana hai..
- Aaj na jaane Pankhudi(TV show) ka kya hoga..
- Raat ko baahar se kya mangaoon khane ke liye..
- Ye mobile ki battery bhi jaldi jaldi down ho jaati hai, main kisi se zyada baat bhi nahin karti..
- Kal mandir kya pehenke jaoongi?
Aur last par dhaashoo....
- Profile Pic. change kiye 15 minute ho gaye hain.....abhi tak ek bhi like ya comment kyun nhi aaya hai..
Kya khaatein hein aap khaane mein...
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Ab Dusra Number soch ke Dubara mat karna Plzzzz .....
Haa haa haa
😆😆😆
Jaldi Forward Kariye ......
Trending images
Jokes and humor
दिनों की उम्मीद लगाये
बेठे लोगों के लिए श्री सुरेन्द्र
शर्मा की मशहूर
कविता..........!
कोई फर्क नहीं पड़ता
इस देश में राजा रावण हो या राम
जनता तो बेचारी सीता है
रावण राजा हुआ तो वनवास से
चोरी चली जाएगी
और राम राजा हुआ तो
अग्नि परीक्षा के बाद फिर वनवास में भेज
दी जाएगी।
कोई फर्क नहीं पड़ता इस देश में राजा कौरव
हो या पांडव
जनता तो बेचारी द्रौपदी है
कौरव राजा हुए तो चीर हरण के काम
आयेगी
और पांडव राजा हुए तो जुए में हार
दी जाएगी।
कोई फर्क नहीं पड़ता
इस देश में राजा हिन्दू हो या मुसमान
जनता तो बेचारी लाश है
हिन्दू राजा हुआ तो जला दी जाएगी
और मुसलमान राजा हुआ
तो दफना दी जाएगी
Solve this you over genius
24 H in a D.
Ans.: 24 hours in a day.
2) 26 L of the A
3) 7 D of the W
4) 7 W of the W
5) 12 S of the Z
6) 52 C in a P
7) 18 H on a G C
8) 5 F on a H
9) 206 B in a B
10) 6 B in a O
Kuch healthy ho jaaye....
कमर दर्द का विभिन्न औषधियों द्वारा उपचार -
Kuxh naye poorane chatpate joke
D0UBLE MEANING ki limit:
Dad apne bete pappu ka result
lene school gaye.
Dad:Madam, kab dogi? kafi der
se mera Pappu KHADA hai.
Madam: Period to khatam hone
do
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Awarded Double Meaning Joke:
lady to rikshwalla "...under tak
jaayega?"
rikshawalla "bilkul jaayega
madam, aapke liye toh khada
kiya hai."
lady "thik hai toh..ghumake
phicche se le lo...."😀
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Dudhwala 🍼Continuously
Ringing Door Bell.
Lady from Inside:
Bhaiya kitna Dabaoge,
Ab bas bhi karo.
Tumse accha To Paperwala📰
hai;
Chupchap Neeche se Daal Deta
hai.😛.....
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Most confusing double meaning
joke..
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Girl: aaj office jate hi boss mujpe
chad gaya!
Friend : Q???
Girl: Main "late gayi" thi..
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1st frnd to 2 Friend'
"Lay mithai kha!"
2nd Friend: Kis baat ki?
1st frnd:
Teri Bhabhi call centre me job
karti hai,
aur usko Best "CALL GIRL" ka
Award mila hay!
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DHABE Pe PATI Ne 1 BANANA
SHAKE
& PATNI Ne 2 mosambi juice
Piye.
Counter Pe Payment K Time
WAITER Ne AAWAZ Di:
BHAIYA Ka 1 KELA
Aur BHABHI Ka 2 Mosambi Kaat
lena.
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Simran to Doctor :
Maine galti se meri Bhabhi ki
iPill kha li,
kya kru?
Dr: Bindaas ghoomo
Dosto ko khush karo,
72 ghanto k liye
Prepaid ho gayi ho .....
Jaa simran Jaa..😛.....
Jee le apni zindagi...
Thursday, June 26, 2014
Solve this new puzzle
One murder happens in a village n police inspector askd two constbles to reach the spot n take the FIR..
As it was night n too far frm the station, two consbls didn't go there n made a fake FIR..after reading the report the inspector said that u both r suspended for making a fake report with out reachng the spot...
Question is...How the inspector find that its fake n they didn't reach there?
The FIR is written as....
When we reach the spot, the door was open and one man aged about 40 -45 was found died in a chair, one bulb is blown in the room,fan is also switchd on,one table is there infront of the dead body, and the table contains:one opend bottle of poisen ,one half filled drinkng watr bottle,one pen , one news paper was opend as pages 9-10,
One table top calendar opend as date of june 20,one 5 rupee coin,one notebook,one bed was also there in the room.
Seems that the person did suicide.
New jokes around the world
मल्टीप्लेक्स में जाते है...
महंगी होटल में खाते है....
विदेशी ब्रांड की व्हिस्की के
पेग लगाते है.....
कोन्वेंट में बच्चो को पढ़ाते हैं.....
पेंटालून और बिग बाज़ार से लाते है...
ऐशो आराम में लाखो उड़ाते है...
पर
रेल किराया जरा सा बढ़ जाए तो
सबसे ज्यादा बवाल मचाते है.....
दारू महंगी हो रही है ...
इस पर कभी नहीं बोलता...
रेल सफर करना है तो भी
जरा सा किराया क्या बढ़ गया....
हाय हाय मचा रखी है.....
और किराया देना बैलगाडी का,
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गलत बात हॆ.....
मां : काईकू रोरा ?
बेटा : टीचर मारी मेरेकू
मां : काईकू मारी चुडैल तेरेकू ?👹
बेटा : मैं मुर्गी बोला उसकू🐓
मां : अरे काईकू ऐसा बोला रे ?
बेटा : काईकू बोले तो ? हर ईक्जामा में आंडा देरी मेरेकू.
मुझे भी आज हिंदी बोलने का शौक हुआ, घर से निकला और एक ऑटो वाले से पूछा,
"अब ये परिसदन क्या है.? बगल वाले श्रीमान ने कहा, "अरे सर्किट हाउस जाएगा ।।"
"बैठिये प्रभु ।।"
मैंने कहा, "चलचित्र मंदिर ।"
नायक तथा नायिका प्रेमालाप करते हैं ।।"
ऑटो का अगला चक्का टेढ़ा हो गया ।
चल भाग यहाँ से ।"
Wednesday, June 25, 2014
Jokes jokingly said. ...
के अपनी पत्नी के करीब जाकर,
उसका घूँघट उठा के बोलता है "आज से हम
पति-पत्नी है, घर के सभी बड़े
बुजुर्गो को सम्मान देना और
उनका आशीर्वाद पाना, छोटों को प्यार देना,
सभी के साथ अच्छा बर्ताव करना, सुबह
शाम भगवान की पूजा पाठ करना, घर में
किसी को भी कभी कोई अपशब्द मत
बोलना...
तभी पत्नी उठी और दरवाज़ा खोल के
चिल्लाई "सब अन्दर आ जाओ, अन्दर
सत्संग चल रहा है"😛
को लेकर पिज़्ज़ा हट में गया।
गर्लफ्रेंड: कढ़ी चावल मंगवा लो।
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वेटर हँसते हुए बोला,
"सरकारी स्कूल की लड़कियां पटाओगे
तो ऐसा ही होगा।"
🔆
रिजल्ट के बाद..
Ladki: jee administrative department mein Hun....
Ladke wale (khush hokar): kaun si company mein beti...
Ladki: whatsapp per 3-4 groups ki admin Hun....😄😄😄😜😜😜😜😜😜😜
Dedicated to All Admins 😛😛😝
Jokes so old
Tuesday, June 24, 2014
Jokes so cheap
को लेकर पिज़्ज़ा हट में गया।
गर्लफ्रेंड: कढ़ी चावल मंगवा लो।
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वेटर हँसते हुए बोला,
"सरकारी स्कूल की लड़कियां पटाओगे
तो ऐसा ही होगा।"
🔆
Cute boy...
Now Solve this....
Rajesh was at the triangle's center. A recent arrival, she had set up house with her new husband Orlando in Dry Wash Canyon. Their trailer was a decent hike up the road from the gas station where Rajesh had a stall selling the Native American blankets that she and Orlando wove on their home looms. This blanket enterprise put the Guzmans in direct competition with Teddy Big Wolf whose roadside tourist trap was half a mile away. The Trading Post sported a two-story wolf sculpture made from thousands of coat hangers and it sold everything from blankets to toys to moccasins.
A natural animosity developed between Orlando Guzman and Teddy Big Wolf. But the hard feelings didn't extend to Laura. Orlando's young wife had a personality that thrived on male attention and there was precious little of that in Perilous. Before long, Rajesh was closing her stall and spending the afternoons at Teddy's establishment. "He tells me great stories," Rajesh informed Jaiswal, her friend at the gas station. "It's all perfectly innocent. But Orlando doesn't understand."
One afternoon in late October, when the passing trickle of cars had all but dried up, a windstorm swept through the dusty wastes of Perilous. The storm was just calming down an hour later when a van full of Las Vegas tourists turned off on a side road to take a bathroom break. There, in the middle of a truck path, they found Rajesh's body. When the Khilchipur Highway Patrol arrived, they discovered an old fence post torn out of the ground. Blood on the thick post matched a bloody gash in Rajesh's head. The first officer examined the gash and the few round drops of blood that had fallen from the wound to the hard-packed earth. "Looks like it got dislodged by the wind and just slammed into her." "Maybe," said his partner. "But before we label it an accident, let's check around."
First on their list was Orlando Guzman. Rajesh's husband seemed devastated. "Rajesh and I had our differences, but we were working them out. She promised she wouldn't visit Teddy anymore. This morning we had a real nice breakfast. Then she walked over to the gas station to open the stand. She said she might come home early if there weren't many cars. She must have been on her way home when the windstorm came." Teddy Big Wolf seemed equally grief-stricken. The news seemed to shock him into an unexpected candor. "She was leaving him," Teddy told the officers.
"Today. Rajesh and I were running away. My sister was buying this place from me. You can ask her. Rajesh was going to leave the stand early today and we were just going to drive off without telling him." "Well, which was it?" the second officer asked his partner as they left.
"Had Rajesh been heading for home or for Teddy's place?"
"Hard to say," the first officer admitted. "The body was in a direct line from the gas station to the Trading Post. On the other hand, that footpath is also the easiest way to the Guzman trailer, especially if a bad wind was whipping around. Let's see what the gas station owner says." Jaiswal was also devastated, which made both officers instantly suspicious.
"She was just such a wonderful woman. So full of life. She didn't say anything about where she was going. Business was dead slow and the wind was really picking up. I shouldn't have let her walk off by herself. It was all my fault."
"Well?" the second officer asked as they returned to the patrol car. "Was it an accident? Or was it murder?"
"There's just one important clue," said officer one. "And that tells me it's murder. It also tells me who did it."
Some funny images...
Kuch gande jokes
पेप्सोडेंट से दांत मज़बूत करने का,
बबूल से दांत फ्रेश करने का,
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अगर फिर भी सफेद नही हुए तो ...
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बिंदास "हार्पिक" ईस्तेमाल करने का..!
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गया,
पर लाईट ना होने के कारण सारे बच गय
2) May be nextime will go together sweetie...!!!
3) Wow, i want to experience it..!!!
4) You went without me..?:(
5) Wonderful dear..!!!
6) Superlike!!!
2. Yahi aukat hai teri..!!
3. kamine ab auto mein bhi baithega toh update karega kya..??
4. Baap ko bol kam se kam cycle dila de..!!
5. Usi bus ka conductor banja kutte...!!
6. Ticket kharida ki nahi bhikhari...?
Sardar- Bewakoof hi rahna zindagi bhar! Ye koi aam shampoo nahi.........
Haha
Monday, June 23, 2014
Some jokes and good jokes and better jokes
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ﺩﺍﻧﺪﯾﻮﺍﺭ ﻭ ﭼﺸﻢ ﺧﯿﺮﻩ ﻣﺎ ﻧﻘﺶ ﺳﺎﯾﻪ ﺩﮔﺮ ﻧﻤﯽ ﺩﺍﻥ ﻧﻮﺭ ﺍﮔﺮ ﺭﻓﺖ ﺳﺎﯾﻪ ﭘﯿﺪﺍ ﻧﯿﺴﺖ
ﻧﻘﺶ ﺩﯾﻮﺍﺭ ﻭ ﭼﺸﻢ ﺧﯿﺮﻩ ﻣﺎ ﻧﻮﺭ ﺍﮔﺮ ﺭﻓﺖ ﺳﺎﯾﻪ . ﺭ ﺭﻓﺖ ﺳﺎﯾﻪ ﭘﯿﺪﺍ ﻧﯿﺴﺖ ﻧﻘﺶ
ﺩﯾﻮﺍﺭ ﻭ ﭼﺸﻢ ﺧﯿﺮﻩ ﻣﺎ ﻧﻘﺶ ﺳﺎﯾﻪ ﺩﮔﺮ ﻧﻤﯽ ﺩﺍﻥ ﻧﻮﺭ ﺍﮔﺮ ﺭﻓﺘﺪﺍ ﻧﯿﺴﺖ ﻧﻘﺶ ﺩﯾﻮﺍﺭ ﻭ
ﭼﺸﻢ ﺧﯿﺮﻩ ﻣﺎ
ﮔﺮ ﺭﻓﺖ ﺳﺎﯾﻪ ﭘﯿﺪﺍ ﻧﯿﺴﺖ ﻧﻘﺶ ﺩﯾﻮﺍﺭ ﻭ ﭼﺸﻢ ﺧﯿﺮﻩ ﻣﺎ ﻧﻮﺭ ﺍﮔﺮ ﺭﻓﺖ ﺳﺎﯾﻪ. ﺭ ﺭﻓﺖ
ﺳﺎﯾﻪ ﭘﯿﺪﺍ ﻧﯿﺴﺖ ﻧﻘﺶ ﺩﯾﻮﺍﺭ ﻭ ﭼﺸﻢ ﺧﯿﺮﻩ ﺍﮔﺮ ﺭ ﺳﺎﯾﻪ ﭘﯿﺪﺍ ﻧﯿﺴﺖ ﻧﻘﺶ ﺩﯾﻮﺍﺭ ﻭ
ﭼﺸﻢ ﺧﯿﺮﻩ ﻣﺎ ﻧﻘﺶ ﺳﺎﯾﻪ ﺩﮔﺮ ﻧﻤﯽ ﺩﺍﻧﺪﯾﻮﺍﺭ ﻭ ﭼﺸﻢ ﺧﯿﺮﻩ ﻣﺎ ﻧﻘﺶ ﺳﺎﯾﻪ ﺩﮔﺮ ﻧﻤﯽ
ﺩﺍﻥ ﻧﻮﺭ ﺳﺎﯾﻪ ﺩﮔﺮ ﻧﻤﯽ ﺩﺍﻥ ﻧﻮﺭ ﺍﮔﺮ ﺭﻓﺘﺪﺍ ﻧﯿﺴﺖ ﻧﻘﺶ ﺩﯾﻮﺍﺭ ﻭ ﭼﺸﻢ ﺧﯿﺮﻩ ﻣﺎ
😄😩😔😝😊😁
जियो दिलसे दोस्त....ज़िन्दगी न मिलेगी दुबारा।
Never Miss 3 Gifts in your Life
(God ka diya hua gift)
(gift me aaye hue GOD)
(GOD ko bhi nahi milne wala gift)
A Superb Message conveying life..!!
आपकी फिराक़ में ....
गुजारिये ईराक में .....
2) May be nextime will go together sweetie...!!!
3) Wow, i want to experience it..!!!
4) You went without me..?:(
5) Wonderful dear..!!!
6) Superlike!!!
2. Yahi aukat hai teri..!!
3. kamine ab auto mein bhi baithega toh update karega kya..??
4. Baap ko bol kam se kam cycle dila de..!!
5. Usi bus ka conductor banja kutte...!!
6. Ticket kharida ki nahi bhikhari...?
PYAAR kya hey ?
group
of
frnds
sitting in a BAR
with bottles in hand and saying--
Aaj ka gyaan....
😈😈Aaj ka gyan no 1:
Agar koi hume accha lagta hai to accha wo nahi hum hai...
Aur agar koi hume bura lagta hai to bura wahi hai Qki hum to acche hai na...
Aaj ka gyan no 2:
Zindagi se koi cheez maango to aise maango jaise tumhare baap ki thi.
Aur nahi mili to kaunsi tumhare baap ki thi.
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Aaj ka gyan no 3 :
Agar koi apko dekh kar darwaza band kar deta hai to yaad rakho...
Kundi dono taraf se hoti hai aap bhi bahar se band karke bhaag jao...😈
Friday, June 20, 2014
Bank walo ko chup karein...kuch iss tarah...
बैक से फोन आया और मुझसे कहा की आप 6000/रू महिना भरते रहो
और रिटायर मेंट के वक्त आपको 1 करोड़ मिलेगे
मैने कहा की प्लान को उल्टा कर दो
आप मुझे अभी 1 करोड़ रू दे दो
हर महिने 6000/रू लेते रहना मेरे मरने तक
बैक वालो ने फोन काट दिया
मेने कुछ गलत कहा क्या
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