Friday, June 20, 2014

Jokes, best of pjs....


Height of prank call๎„…
๐Ÿ“ž๐Ÿ˜•Hello pooja hai...?
๎ŽNahi...
๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†To karvalo... Jai Mata Di !!!!
๎•๎•๎•
Height of irritating someone:"
Boy:" pen hai ??
Girl:" nahi..
Thodi der baad..
Boy:" pen hai ??
Girl:" nahi bola na..
Boy:" pen hai pen ??
Girl:" nahi hai kaminey, aur abki bar pucha to
to hathode se sar phod dungi
Kuch der baad...
Boy:" hathoda hai kya..???
Girl:" nahi..
Boy:" accha.. to phir pen hai pen..???..
๎„…๎„…
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A guy calls an unknown number..
Guy: Fridge hai?
Reply: Haan hai.
Guy: Chalta hai?
Reply: Haan chalta hai..
Guy: Toh pakad ke rakhna, warna bhaag jaayega..
And he hangs up.. After a while, he calls up again..
Guy: Fridge hai?
This time the person's really angry.
Reply: Nahi hai.
Guy: Kahaan se hoga.. Bola tha na pakad ke rakhna varna bhaag jaayega..๎„…๎
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โœ”๎€Ek aur...
Heart melting love story:
Boy: I can't marry u.
My family is totally against it.
Girl: Who r they 2 stop u?




Boy: My wife & 2 kids.   
๎‰๎„…๎„
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โœ”๎€Ek aur...
Dr:Kaise aana hua?
Patient: Doctorsaab tabiyat theek nahi hain

Dr: Sharab peete ho?
Patient: Peeta to hoon, par chhota peg hi banana. I'm not feeling well !๎‰
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โœ” Bas๎€last..
Teacher-How many planets are there?
Santa -Mercury, Venus, Jupiter vagerah. Vagerah
W
Teacher-Aur batao?
Santa-Aur bas ...sab badhiya!!! Ekdum
Mata raani ki kripa....
Aap sunao...??
๎„…๎• ๎Œ†๎Œ†
One more Height of prank call.
๐Ÿ“ž๐Ÿ˜•Hello Popatlal hai?
Nahi.... Hang up
After some time again
๐Ÿ“ž๐Ÿ˜•Hello Popatlal hai?
๎ŽBola na nahi hai.... Hang up
And again
๐Ÿ“ž๐Ÿ˜•Hello Popatlal hai?
๎ŽNahi hai mere baap.... Hang up
And one more time
๐Ÿ“ž๐Ÿ˜•Hello Popatlal hai?
๎Žhaan hai bol, kya chahiye
๐Ÿ˜†chal hat,.....
jhut mat bol, .. .....
Popat green hota hai.. .....
Lal nahi........
๎’๎’๎’๎’๎’๎’
๎„… ๎’ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๎– ๎— ๎„… ๐Ÿ˜€
๎€— jaldi send karo bilkul naya hai

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