Gujju Girl.. hahahha

A Gujarati Girl goes to a shopkeeper n asks: Bhaiya aapke yahaa rape hota hai kya ???

Shopkeeper (shocked)😳 : Madam aage ki dukaan me puchh lijiye yahan nahi hota.

The girl returns after sometime : Bhaiya wo to bol rahe hai yahi hota hai.
Pls kar dijiye na, bahut der ho rahi hai...😣

Shopkeeper (embarassed) : madam aage dekh lijiye.

Girl: Taking out a gift to be wrapped...
bhaiya itna sa to hai,
pls kar dijiye na....😔

Shopkeeper (blushing) : arre madam aisa boliye na Wrap karna hai... 😁😁

Girl: wahi to bola ...😨
rape karna hai...
😜😂😂😝😝

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Teacher :

"Can you tell the name of 2 great Kings who have brought happiness & peace into people's lives ?"

Student :

"Smo-king & Drin-king " !!!

Teacher Resigned !😇😇
Ghor Kalyug

Teacher: Who was Akbar ?
Boy: Akbar was Gay.

Teacher:- What, Are you mad ? Why did you say that?

Boy:- We have heard Laila - Majnu , Heer -Ranjha , Soni- Mahival ,Romeo-Juliet
But Only
Akbar - Birbal !
Teacher diedBilkul Latest