Prize winning non veg jokes

Prize winning message of the year-.
A guy asked a girl in a library, "Do
you mind if I sit beside you?"
The girl answered with a loud voice, "I
DO NOT WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT
WITH YOUUU!!!!!"
All of the students in the library
started staring at the guy. He was
very embarrassed.
After a couple of minutes, the girl
walked quietly to the guy's table and
told him, "I study psychology and I
know what a man is thinking. Let me
guess, you were embarrassed, huh?"
The guy responded with a loud voice,
"200 DOLLARS FOR ONE NIGHT?!?!?!
THAT'S TOO MUCH!!!"
…and all the people in the library
looked at the girl in shock. The guy
leaned over and whispered, "I study
Management, and I know how to screw people

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Faadu joke,:
must read
1Baar 1ladki nadi me khudne walithi...pool se..
tbhi 1bike wala uske paas aa kr ruka aurkaha..
agar tm sucide krne jaa rhi hoto mujhe 1kiss deti
jao..
ladki boli..ok aur usne ladke ko esilambi aur gahry
kiss di ki ladke koaaj tak kv na mili waisi kiss..
fir ladke ne ladki se sucide krne ki wajah pu6a to
ladki
ne
btaya..mere ghar walo ko pasand ni ki mai ladki
ban kr ghumu..
mera naam nitesh nawab hai.

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Murgi 🐓 anda 🐣 deti hai & cow 🐂 doodh 🍼
deti hai to aisa koun hai jo dono deta hai
socho...
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Ans - DUKANDAR
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Intelligent 😎 hoon, par maa kasam kabhi
ghamand nahi kiya !\
Jivan Me 3 Baat Kisi Ko
         Nahi Batani..  ...

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Nahi Batani Matlab Nahi Batani...
  Kisi Ko  Bhi Nahi 
Aaj pagal day he
Apki nazar me jo pagal he use ye sms bhejo,
mene to bhej deya he
Wapas muje bhej kr maha pagalo wali harkat mat ktrna ok 
Paglo ki 4 nishaniya
1-RIGHT hand me mobile pakdna..
2-Anguthe se screen touch karna
3-Msg padh kar muskurana
4-Phir sochna kisko send karu 
Ye Sms jis Khoobsurat Insan ko
milta hai.
Wo 5 second baad Behosh ho
jaata hai..
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Nahi huye?
Khoobsurat hote to behosh ho
jate..
Mujhe to bohat mushkil se
hosh aaya tha, uff..!!
fwd to all ur pagal frnds