Jokes and shayri....

Height of guessing an answer......

Teacher - who was chandra gupta morya.

Santa - he was cousin of ganpati bappa morya....
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Boy: hey i bought a new i-phone 5

Girl: wow..... Konsi company ka???

Boy(): ja behen tu ghar ja, reebok ka laya hun...
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Ek dum latest....
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Air hostes to Pandit: Sir,kya lenge?
Pandit-Puri,sabji,khir aur laddu.
Air hostess-Sir,aap kingfisher k plane me baithe hai,Vijay malya k shraadh me nahi...   😀
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Sonakshi Sinha knocks on santa's door: Kya aapke toothpaste me namak hai??         
Santa: Chal bhaag Moti, ab thodi der me poochegi kya aapke shampoo me Chaatmasala hai!!!
Sardaar dekha nahi ki shuru ho jaate hain!
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Santa to Son: "maths vich fail kyu hoya"..
Son: 1st day teacher kendi 5+3=8..
Agle din kendi 6+2=8..fir kendi 4+4=8
ullu di pathi khud confusd hai mainu ki padaeygi..😛😛
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Mom to Children :- Jo meri baat maanega aur muze ulta jawab nahi dega, usko main Gift dungi
Children :- Lo kar lo baat is tarah to saare gift Papa hi le jaayenge ...         
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Sir: Define Energy ?
Santa: Sir pura nai aata hain, thoda last ka pata hain, bas.

Sir: Thik hain, jitna aata hain utna bolo.

Santa: "and this is called Energy......"
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Salesman: Sir, cockroach k liye powder loge kya?

Santa: " Nahi, hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte! Aaj powder laga denge to kal sala DEO mangega!!

Salesman Fainted 
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Different Times......Different Perceptions !!!

The three poets are legendary in  Urdu literature as also their following couplets.
The poets Ghalib(1797-1869), Iqbal(1877-1938) and Faraz(1931-2008) ; their views on the universality of God in the couplets.
You can call it a poetic difference of opinion by intellectual and witty minds, spread across centuries.

Ghalib started it: In the 19th century , it was a bold statement. But then Ghalib was never known for meekness or following the crowd.

"Zahid, sharaab peene de masjid mein baith kar
Ya wo jagah bataa, jahaan Khuda nahin"

Let me drink in a mosque; or tell me the place where there is no God.']

Allama Iqbal was not convinced and decided to reply about half a century later. So in the late 19th-early 20th  century, his poetic reply to Ghalib

"Masjid Khuda ka ghar hai, peene ki jagah nahin
Kaafir ke dil mein jaa, wahaan khuda nahin"

Faraz had the last word. (Later half of 19th century)

"Kaafir ke dil se aaya hun, main ye dekh kar Faraz,
Khuda maujood hai wahaan, par usey pata nahin"